I can’t trust anyone recently, people only act like they care when they want to know information
I must have mug written all over my forehead. Why lie to my face? Cunt
Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her
There are some things in this world that I don’t understand
and this photo is one of those things
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
hello yes cashier i would like a hamburger with small fries and a boyfriend
Watching a documentary on the secret life of cats, what is life
My nan is cooking me a huge pizza whilst I’m still in bed, she’s well trained!
dan flint loves to bang drums but i would love to bang dan flint